i was harressed! OMG. this uncle kept calling [actually no la. twice only] and he was looking for liping, apple. WHAT THE HECK. first time i told him he called the wrong number. second time he called and he asked for apple again. and said that's the number apple gave him. and his voice is super tico i tell u. and i can imagine the scene...
Characters IntroductionUncle - I name him Willy cox that's a silly name. rhymes right? SILLY WILLY. anyway, Willy is a 50 year old man who is bald and he have this ultra big belly. He wore this white shirt with SINGLET inside and black pants + SLIPPERS.
Apple - A china woman who is a prostitute working somewhere at geylang. She wore this BRIGHT RED tube dress which is ultra short. The material is damn transparent and you can see her BLACK BRA and BLACK G-STRING. Her longgg and curlyy hair attracted Willy's attention.
that's what happened last night:
Willy went geylang for supper and he was on his way to the bus stop when he walked pass this woman called Apple. Both exchanged glances and Apple winked at Willy. Willy approached Apple.
Willy: How much?
Apple: Tonight i'm fully booked. Only free at 3a.m
Willy: Huh. So late ar. Cannot go home so late la. Later my wife pull my ear how?
Apple: Then i give u my number lor. You call me tomorrow and I give u discount k. Cheaper but longer "service"
Willy: *grins, take out his pen and got Apple to write on his hand. Walked away with a super silly smile*
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today..
Willy: hello *sound super tico*
Me: ...
Willy: Apple zai ma?
Me: HUH?
Willy: Apple ar. Liping ar.
Me: wrong number
Willy: oh.. apple........*i forgot what he said but he kept insisting i'm apple -.-*
Me: WRONG NUMBER LA!
*kup*
half an hour later..
Willy: hello? apple ar.
Me: *irritated* wrong number la.
Willy: don't like that la apple. this is the number u gave me last night leh.
Me: TOLD U NO APPLE LE LA.
ORANGE ORLENG DEN HAVE LA.
Willy: *i forgot what he said but he still insisted i am apple*
*KUP*
sot de. now i think i want to change the story line a bit.
Willy went geylang for supper and he was on his way to the bus stop when he walked pass this woman called Apple. Both exchanged glances and Apple winked at Willy. Willy approached Apple.
Willy: How much?
Apple: $100 [anyhow pom de cox i dunno what's the market price! lol]
Willy: ok lor. *gave a very silly smile*
Apple: *walk very closely beside Willy and Willy put his hand around her waist and walk down the lane to the cheapest hotel available*
*the did whatever they are supposed to do*
Willy: can give me ur number not? next time then can ask you ma.
Apple:
thinking-yucks. this silly old man got B.O. leh. somemore his skills so laoya. still think he very pro like that. i den dowan him ar. *anyhow write number on his palms*
Willy: HEH HEH HEH!
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superb imagination hor? (:
